Top Comments Over Heard at the 4th Annual NK Convention



    • I'm trying to figure out how to do everyone at once.   Bill, NY

    • I've got duct tape in my room.   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • I ain't nobody's momma and I'll show you the scar to prove it.   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • You won't have to shave my belly.   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • We'll all start with a shot of tequila.   Pete, PA

    • A powerful snowblower makes me feel like I have a really BIG cock.   Maenad

    • It just exploded all over me.   Keith, NC

    • If I can break you in one sitting, you don't want a new job.   Diedre, NY

    • Is your Indian name Running White Butt?   Saphie

    • You're a bunny! You're a bunny! You're a bunny!   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • That's funny because I was singing "I Feel Pretty" in the shower this morning.   Roger

    • I'm somebody's fetish.   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • I don't need any butter on my buns.   Dionysus

    • Probability is a harsh mistress.   Maenad

    • Why is the bed not down?   Maenad

    • Black equals slutty.   Lauri, PA

    • Too many knees!   Saphie

    • Feel how hard this is!   VeganVenus

    • Todd came the farthest. But Kat was a close second.   Kathy, PA

    • I haven't had a drink since lunch.   VeganVenus

    • I'm just a big bag of cute.   Roger

    • It was like listening to a can of compressed air singing.   Zaphod

    • That puddle reminds me of New Orleans.   Ms ChilePepper, WA

    • I touched your leg... But I'm not gay.   Roger

    • Pacinko machines???   Saphie

    • How big is this?   Bill, NY

    • Eight inches.   restaurant waiter