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Who Can Join No Kidding!?

Membership is open to any adult who has never parented a child -- regardless of gender, age, color, race, ethnicity, cultural or linguistic background, marital, social or economic status, political, sexual or religious orientation or physical or mental ability.

Non-custodial parents and empty-nesters are not eligible to join No Kidding!.

If someone who has never had children has a partner who has children (of any age), the non-parent can join No Kidding!, while their partner (the one with kids) can come as their guest. The partner with children may not attend without the member.

Group members may range from those who dislike or are uncomfortable with children, to those who genuinely love children.

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